when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
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there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you
(Source: crycaster, via freaks-andd-geeks)
my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love
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